I've watched four minutes of Liz & Dick and I want to shoot myself in the face. With my face.
DON'T MAKE ME RECAP IT, I'LL ACTUALLY BREAK SOMETHING IN MY BRAIN.
In other news, the stupid dog got lost in our own backyard today. After calling her for ten minutes, I went out in search and found her behind the shed, quivering in fear at the sight of a garden hoe.